The factory stays for Extreme Sim.
This factory cannot be patched. $BPILL and $SOOTHER opened as puddles — whole supply against a thin ETH pile, the opposite of pump.fun, Ape.store, and Uniswap’s crowd launch. Open Extreme Sim. When the finish line is met, leftover ETH goes through this factory. Leftover chips from Extreme Sim go through this factory. Extreme Sim · Practice with chips first. It's a simulation. We love it here.
What this page will not do
It will not take a name, a ticker, and a pile of ETH and mint a Uniswap pool from here. That is the puddle. $BPILL and $SOOTHER already launched that way. They stay. A rewrite does not move their lock.
A company listing — full supply into a deep pool, like listing a stock — is not possible on this factory. The on-chain floor is 0.001 ETH forever.
Open Extreme SimYour account
Log in with Telegram and X here. Those logins cannot see a wallet. The wallet is the one that signed the launch (or paid). Once Telegram is attached, the bot already has your address — you do not paste it.
No wallet on this browser yet. Launch (or pay) so we can prove one. You can still connect Telegram and X first.
Open Telegram, tap Start, then if you already launched send this code in the private chat:
The code appears here after the launch lands.
Practice with chips — no ETH, not this signature
Practice this pot with chips before you put ETH in the pool. This is not your launch. Nothing leaves the wallet. Break-in does not turn your chips into the dose. The whole supply goes into the locked Uniswap pile. Leftover chips in the pot become that pile. Sell before you mint, or those chips are just a score.
The pot
1 chips
Chips still in the machine. This is the only number that would become LP at mint.
- Lights (hype)
- 0 chips
- Extra in the pot
- 0 chips
- House cut
- 0 chips
- Still in the pot
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Every trade pays 1%. 5% of that fee (0.05% of the chips that moved) is ours and never enters the pot. Looping fills the lights, not the pot.
Your stack
- Chips
- 1 chips
- Tokens
- 0 tokens
After break-in
Same size sell, two pots. The puddle is what Genesis actually launched with (0.002 ETH). If this table minted now, the sell hits the pot above.
- A 0.001 chips sell
Here: 0.2% down · Puddle: 75.1% down
- A 0.01 chips sell
Here: 2% down · Puddle: cannot fill
- A 0.1 chips sell
Here: 19% down · Puddle: cannot fill
A dump of 10% of all tokens: 17.2% down. That number cares how many tokens are still in the machine, not how thick the ETH is.