Base. We live here.

It's a simulation.
We love it here.

Everyone else swallowed the red pill and left to go find something real. We took the blue one on purpose — because knowing it's a simulation is the whole reason it's fun.

  • Blue Pill is a token and meme factory.
  • $BPILLS is house stock.
  • Memes are stamped on the same line.

Break in by making your own dose. Extreme Sim is the factory.

Look upOpen factoryStamp paperFirst dose

$BPILLS house compound$BINKY first dose
UnopenedBPILL-BASE-WE-LIVE-HERE0 / 9 taken

The choice

Two pills. One is a group chat.

Pick one. We'll wait. (We're extremely good at waiting.)

Red pill is a rotation. Blue pill is a residence.

Loading dock$BPILLS HOUSE

LOOK UP COINFACTORY STATUS: PENDINGDOSE: CONSENSUAL

Open Extreme Sim

RUN 004 · LINE B · ON-FORMULA

They left to find something real.

We stayed because the knowing is the fun.

Extreme Sim · Base

Make a dose

Extreme Sim

Break in by making your own dose. Extreme Sim is the factory. Practice first. Then the curve is real money. You keep the tokens. Leftover ETH lists the dose.

Look up

Look up a coin

Paste any token on Base. We show the chain numbers, whether a chart is lying, and a safety receipt. When we can reach its market, you can buy and sell it here at that market’s own price.

Open factory

A dose is born on the curve

Open Extreme Sim. The coin exists from the first buy. When leftover ETH hits the book, it lists. We will not open a thin pool from a form.

How the money moves

Curve, then the locked pool.

V2 Extreme Sim is a curve, not a chip table. The coin exists from the first buy. You keep those tokens when it lists. The launcher is minted nothing: no premine, no cliff, no vest — the team buys on the table like everyone else. This factory is not on Base yet.

Along the way

  • Practice buy and sellFake chips. No ETH leaves the wallet. They are not the new dose. Sell before you mint, or they are just a score.
  • Telegram and XConnect on Extreme Sim. Do not paste a token into chat.
  • Safety receiptAny Base token. Pass or Fail in words, each row with a third-party link.

The coins

House stock and the first dose.

House compound

$BPILLS

Name
Blue Pills
Contract
The contract prints on mint day. A ticker in the wild before that is not us.
Supply
1,000,000,000

First dose / starter SKU

$BINKY

Name
Base Binky
Contract
The contract prints on mint day. A ticker in the wild before that is not us.
Supply
1,000,000,000

How the money moves

Curve, then the locked pool.

V2 Extreme Sim is a curve, not a chip table. The coin exists from the first buy. You keep those tokens when it lists. The launcher is minted nothing: no premine, no cliff, no vest — the team buys on the table like everyone else. This factory is not on Base yet.

  1. 1 · OpenAbout $10 opens a table. That money is banked into the locked pile at list — not a gift, not a refund. The token is already live. Buyers receive it immediately. The coin’s pool is created in the same transaction, at the price it will list at — fixed and public from the first minute, so nobody can open that pool first and brick the listing.
  2. 2 · CurvePeople buy and sell the real token. Each trade pays 1%. On a buy, 5% of that fee leaves as house (0.05% of the buy) — to the factory’s own wallet, fixed in the contract, so whoever opened the table cannot point it anywhere else. On a sell the whole fee stays on the table. The rest stays in the pot. You can sell before it lists. After it lists, you still hold the same tokens.
  3. 3 · Finish lineThe book is 2, 3.5, or 5 ETH. Default is 5. When leftover ETH hits that line, anyone may list. The opener cannot sit on a filled table. A $50 buy is a slice of the coin, not the coin.
  4. 4 · ListThe raised ETH and the reserved tokens go into the pool that has existed since the table opened, at the price fixed that day, in one call. The launch LP locks with no withdraw. A few percent of the raise comes back to the opener as dust. The house takes nothing at list.
  5. 5 · After listThe pool takes 1%. When anyone folds fees: 10% of that ETH becomes locked $BPILLS liquidity — half buys $BPILLS, the other half pairs with it into the locked pool (the house share arms when $BPILLS mints) — up to 20% goes to the dose’s creator, and the rest goes back into the locked pile. You can add your own LP in the same pool and pull that piece out. The launch pile cannot be pulled.
Token
Same LaunchToken as V1. One billion. Supply fixed in the constructor. No owner, no extra mint, no tax, no pause.
Issuer
Minted zero. Team coins are bought on the curve at the same price as everyone else, with the option to send them straight into a time lock in the team’s own name. Shortest term is one month; buying again with the same term tops up the same lock. The lock is one-way — nobody, including us, can pull it early.
Name
A table only reserves its name and ticker. If it never lists, anyone may free the name after 60 days; the coin and its pool stay where they are. A coin that listed owns its name for good.
Pool
Native ETH, 1% static fee, no hook. Least ETH the pool may keep is 2 ETH — not V1’s 0.001 squat tripwire. The book is 2 to 5 ETH.
Lock
Launch LP sits in CompoundingLockV2. Nobody can pull it, including us. Do not send tokens there — they burn. OpenLp is your own position in the same pool, and you can exit that one.
Held
If the address a fee share goes to refuses ETH, the fold still completes and that share is held inside the lock for that address alone — never folded into the pile, never paid to anyone else. Anyone may deliver it later, and it can only ever land at that address.
Side effects
Side effects are what a launcher sets up for the people who buy their coin. The first is liquidity fee sharing (LFS): a launcher may send their creator share to a contract that pays it out to that coin’s holders by snapshot; holders claim, once per round, and a round can never pay out more than it was funded with. It is the launcher’s choice for their own pill. $BPILLS is not pointed at one and will not be; $BINKY is not today. Holding either entitles you to nothing.

$BPILL specification (earlier dose)

Paper $BPILLS

Package insert.

Indications
Indication
Remaining in the simulation with full knowledge. Hold house stock. Run on-formula memes.
Route
Base.
House stock
$BPILLS
First dose
$BINKY

If a meme did not come off this line, it is off-formula. That is the filter, not a vibe check.

Warnings.

Warnings
  • Ask a doctor before use if you are expecting this to make you money. It is a joke with a ticker. It has no utility, no revenue, and no roadmap, and we’re not planning to fix any of that.
  • Do not exceed the recommended dose. Most meme doses go to zero. This one is fully capable of it. Bring what you’d bring to a very good bar tab, not what you’d bring to a mortgage.
  • Discontinue use and consult literally anyone if a stranger promises you a price. We never will — not a target, not a floor, not a wink. Anyone doing that in our name is not us.
  • Keep out of reach of money you need.
  • Side effects may include conviction, sleeping through it, and an unbecoming amount of joy about a chain nobody’s watching.

Not financial advice, not legal advice, not advice. Take the dose because the joke is good and the room is fun.

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